March 12, 2011
Is there a way to maintain net neutrality and not allow an ad like this to pop up in the middle of my tsunami news?  Come on people.  Get outta here!!

Is there a way to maintain net neutrality and not allow an ad like this to pop up in the middle of my tsunami news?  Come on people.  Get outta here!!

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danirrational: Re-Animator the Musical Pretty funny, gory stuff. The people sitting in the first few rows (the “splash zone”) got significantly drenched in fake blood. I felt bad for the kid right in front of the blood spraying intestine. He got soaked. Worth checking out. The girl in the white dress is my friend!  Can’t wait to go see it.

danirrational:

Re-Animator the Musical

Pretty funny, gory stuff. The people sitting in the first few rows (the “splash zone”) got significantly drenched in fake blood. I felt bad for the kid right in front of the blood spraying intestine. He got soaked. Worth checking out.

The girl in the white dress is my friend!  Can’t wait to go see it.

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February 16, 2011
There is an entire table of werewolf porn (clarification: softcore lady bubble-bath porn) at Barnes n’ Noble.  My prediction for the next fantasy fetish: the centaur.  He has great pecs, he gives you rides to work, and of course…he has a giant horse cock.

There is an entire table of werewolf porn (clarification: softcore lady bubble-bath porn) at Barnes n’ Noble. 

My prediction for the next fantasy fetish: the centaur.  He has great pecs, he gives you rides to work, and of course…he has a giant horse cock.

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February 15, 2011
This has been a long time coming.  Lisa Loeb’s new eyewear line!

This has been a long time coming.  Lisa Loeb’s new eyewear line!

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Mitch Hurwitz's Guide to Getting a Sitcom Cancelled

 I love this so much.  Question: would you rather create a critically-acclaimed show like Arrested Development that gets cancelled after a few seasons?  Or create Two and a Half Men? 

Addendum: if you pick #2, you would also have a penis nose.

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February 10, 2011

Booyah!  Lawrence O’Donnell is pretty smart.  And sexy.  He’s smexy.

Steve King says that the misconception about Obama’s religion among many Republicans is “not a Republican problem, this is the president’s problem…”

O’Donnell replies, “if Republicans believe the world is flat, is that a Republican problem or a geography problem?”

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It’s true…this is a side of Franco I hoped I’d never see.  Good call, Jezebel.

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So I am actually reading the whole Paul Haggis vs. Scientology article

And it’s awesome. And I’m sure posting this officially makes me an SP (Subversive Person).

Here’s the interviewer grilling Tommy Davis (the head of the Celebrity Centre) on the fact that he claims none of Hubbard’s literature has been altered - then backpedals when asked about all the offensive homosexuality references that have been taken out.

“The extent to which the references to homosexuality have changed are because of mistaken dictation?” I asked.

“No, because of the insertion, I guess, of somebody who was a bigot,” Davis replied.

“Somebody put the material in those—?”

“I can only imagine… . It wasn’t Mr. Hubbard,” Davis said, cutting me off.

“Who would’ve done it?”

“I have no idea.”

“Hmm.”

Read more http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/02/14/110214fa_fact_wright#ixzz1DZnDWQ8L
On a sidenote - how annoying is it that it’s spelled “Celebrity Centre.”  Hubbard wasn’t British.  Just a pretentious speller I guess.
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February 9, 2011
thedailywhat: Giveaway of the Day: Hey you. Yes, you. The good-looking one. Do you want a free Taco Bell taco? No? Well, eff off, then. Oh, you were kidding. Good one. Anyway, Taco Bell is giving away 10 million free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Tacos to say thanks for not caring that their beef is mostly anti-dusting agents and sand. They say you need to “like” them on Facebook to get one, but if you’re not quite ready to change your relationship status to “it’s constipated” you can just click on this link and print out the coupon. Save some for the rest of us, will ya? [eater.]  Mmmm I just got a bad craving for some TB.  Anyway want to make a run there for lunch?  It’s the only thing that doesn’t make my stomach hurt.  Pretty much all food makes my stomach hurt.  This doesn’t.  Ergo….

thedailywhat:

Giveaway of the Day: Hey you. Yes, you. The good-looking one. Do you want a free Taco Bell taco? No? Well, eff off, then. Oh, you were kidding. Good one. Anyway, Taco Bell is giving away 10 million free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Tacos to say thanks for not caring that their beef is mostly anti-dusting agents and sand. They say you need to “like” them on Facebook to get one, but if you’re not quite ready to change your relationship status to “it’s constipated” you can just click on this link and print out the coupon.

Save some for the rest of us, will ya?

[eater.]

 Mmmm I just got a bad craving for some TB.  Anyway want to make a run there for lunch?  It’s the only thing that doesn’t make my stomach hurt.  Pretty much all food makes my stomach hurt.  This doesn’t.  Ergo….

(Source: thedailywhat)

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Pretty psyched to read Paul Haggis' interview on Scientology

As soon as I have time for all 26 pages of it.  Still, I think it will fulfill the nefarious conspiratorial fantasies that haunt my dreams. 

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