November 2, 2009
hathaway: Dead Man’s Bones - Halloween  Love them!  Telling all my friends!  p.s. who knew Ryan Gosling was on Mickey Mouse Club?  How did he turn out so functional?

hathaway:

Dead Man’s Bones - Halloween

 Love them!  Telling all my friends!  p.s. who knew Ryan Gosling was on Mickey Mouse Club?  How did he turn out so functional?

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My favorite bit from our show last week…spooky Halloween special!

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October 20, 2009
IF you know anything about me, it’s that I love finding weird postings on ebay and Craigslist. This boot listing is very J. Peterman after Elaine took over and went crazy and fired everyone except the self-indulgent hipster.

IF you know anything about me, it’s that I love finding weird postings on ebay and Craigslist.

This boot listing is very J. Peterman after Elaine took over and went crazy and fired everyone except the self-indulgent hipster.

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October 7, 2009
Guy Ritchie: Madonna is "Retarded"

Best news all day.  File under “articles that look like the Onion but are actually from Huffington Post.”

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They should show this in Poli Sci classes when they teach the Prisoner’s Dilemma.

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September 30, 2009

This is an HJ, right?

Going to the spa this weekend for Josh’s birthday…this sounds like something he’d be interested in.

Myofascial Release*

Highly specialized stretching technique to allow the

body’s tissues to settle into proper alignment

50-minutes / $155

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Overheard in a WeHo restaurant

Re: Roman Polanski arrest:

“But some of these girls, you know, they’re 13 but they really look 18.” 

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June 29, 2009
shirtdress: One of these is sitting on my desk. I got a Kush delivered to my office (paid for by work).  It’s “purpose” is to keep your breasts from hurting when you sleep on your side by separating them I guess.  No woman I have talked to has ever experienced this problem. I’m going to try this out tonight.  I would be more excited if people hadn’t been coming by my desk and picking it up and trying it out all day.  It’s supposed to look like a cock, right?

shirtdress:

One of these is sitting on my desk.

I got a Kush delivered to my office (paid for by work).  It’s “purpose” is to keep your breasts from hurting when you sleep on your side by separating them I guess.  No woman I have talked to has ever experienced this problem.

I’m going to try this out tonight.  I would be more excited if people hadn’t been coming by my desk and picking it up and trying it out all day.

 It’s supposed to look like a cock, right?

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June 28, 2009
Everyone seriously needs to do themselves a favor and buy tickets now to see Cirque Berzerk.  It is a wonderful, macabre experience.  It is seriously a big tent circus in the middle of a field in China Town, there’s a guy with horns playing Pour Some Sugar on Me on a guitar of fire outside, you can’t miss it.  It’s very strange and at first you think - wait…is this a shitty goth play?  But then the acts come out and it is a seriously impressive circus.  All the seats are so close you can see the performers sweating and breathing and they do amazing stunts and there is no net.  Plus everything goes with an occult theme and the makeup and costumes are all really grotesque and dingy looking, it’s so strange and great.  They’re only in LA through next Sunday, buy tickets now!  Go!  They are only $25 and seriously worth it.  There is street parking nearby, I suggest you take a picnic and some wine before the show.  But don’t worry, because you can buy beer and assless chaps inside the fence if you forgot yours.  

Everyone seriously needs to do themselves a favor and buy tickets now to see Cirque Berzerk.  It is a wonderful, macabre experience.  It is seriously a big tent circus in the middle of a field in China Town, there’s a guy with horns playing Pour Some Sugar on Me on a guitar of fire outside, you can’t miss it.  It’s very strange and at first you think - wait…is this a shitty goth play?  But then the acts come out and it is a seriously impressive circus.  All the seats are so close you can see the performers sweating and breathing and they do amazing stunts and there is no net.  Plus everything goes with an occult theme and the makeup and costumes are all really grotesque and dingy looking, it’s so strange and great.  They’re only in LA through next Sunday, buy tickets now!  Go!  They are only $25 and seriously worth it.  There is street parking nearby, I suggest you take a picnic and some wine before the show.  But don’t worry, because you can buy beer and assless chaps inside the fence if you forgot yours.  

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stephensheephill:

This commercial is amazing.  I can’t stop watching it.  Goddam I wish I had a dog.  

Oh my god…mindreader!  I saw this during Wimbledon today and all I could think is “that dog is such a good actor.”  Also I did not see the Travelers thing coming.

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