June 29, 2009
shirtdress: One of these is sitting on my desk. I got a Kush delivered to my office (paid for by work).  It’s “purpose” is to keep your breasts from hurting when you sleep on your side by separating them I guess.  No woman I have talked to has ever experienced this problem. I’m going to try this out tonight.  I would be more excited if people hadn’t been coming by my desk and picking it up and trying it out all day.  It’s supposed to look like a cock, right?

shirtdress:

One of these is sitting on my desk.

I got a Kush delivered to my office (paid for by work).  It’s “purpose” is to keep your breasts from hurting when you sleep on your side by separating them I guess.  No woman I have talked to has ever experienced this problem.

I’m going to try this out tonight.  I would be more excited if people hadn’t been coming by my desk and picking it up and trying it out all day.

 It’s supposed to look like a cock, right?

June 28, 2009
Everyone seriously needs to do themselves a favor and buy tickets now to see Cirque Berzerk.  It is a wonderful, macabre experience.  It is seriously a big tent circus in the middle of a field in China Town, there’s a guy with horns playing Pour Some Sugar on Me on a guitar of fire outside, you can’t miss it.  It’s very strange and at first you think - wait…is this a shitty goth play?  But then the acts come out and it is a seriously impressive circus.  All the seats are so close you can see the performers sweating and breathing and they do amazing stunts and there is no net.  Plus everything goes with an occult theme and the makeup and costumes are all really grotesque and dingy looking, it’s so strange and great.  They’re only in LA through next Sunday, buy tickets now!  Go!  They are only $25 and seriously worth it.  There is street parking nearby, I suggest you take a picnic and some wine before the show.  But don’t worry, because you can buy beer and assless chaps inside the fence if you forgot yours.  
Everyone seriously needs to do themselves a favor and buy tickets now to see Cirque Berzerk.  It is a wonderful, macabre experience.  It is seriously a big tent circus in the middle of a field in China Town, there’s a guy with horns playing Pour Some Sugar on Me on a guitar of fire outside, you can’t miss it.  It’s very strange and at first you think - wait…is this a shitty goth play?  But then the acts come out and it is a seriously impressive circus.  All the seats are so close you can see the performers sweating and breathing and they do amazing stunts and there is no net.  Plus everything goes with an occult theme and the makeup and costumes are all really grotesque and dingy looking, it’s so strange and great.  They’re only in LA through next Sunday, buy tickets now!  Go!  They are only $25 and seriously worth it.  There is street parking nearby, I suggest you take a picnic and some wine before the show.  But don’t worry, because you can buy beer and assless chaps inside the fence if you forgot yours.  

stephensheephill:

This commercial is amazing.  I can’t stop watching it.  Goddam I wish I had a dog.  

Oh my god…mindreader!  I saw this during Wimbledon today and all I could think is “that dog is such a good actor.”  Also I did not see the Travelers thing coming.

June 25, 2009
Had to watch Adventures in Babysitting for work (Style network is airing it this weekend and it comes in 3:45 short).  They wanted us to fill the extra time with humorous content, but we can’t license any clips, stills, or screengrabs from the movie.  Sweet, right?  Turns out there is actually a lot to talk about. - Why does Elisabeth Shue dress like a 45-year-old woman?  She is a beautiful girl, stunning, but she really doesn’t show it off like she should. - Is this not the most racist movie ever made??  The black people are all car thieves or uptight blues club-goers.  Although, they turn out to be very easily swayed by a self-pitying babysitter blues riff. - Vincent D’onofrio is hot!  And stoic!  He should show his arms more on Law & Order. - Bradley Whitford is so hot.  Like incredibly hot.  Mostly because he’s a huge asshole, which he always is, I’d like to think he’s not in real life but I trust Jane Kaczmarek’s judgment.  If I were Jane Kaczmarek I would divorce the real him and then masturbate to this movie every night. - She is the coolest most mature 17-year-old ever!  She needs to lose her friend Brenda though.

Had to watch Adventures in Babysitting for work (Style network is airing it this weekend and it comes in 3:45 short).  They wanted us to fill the extra time with humorous content, but we can’t license any clips, stills, or screengrabs from the movie.  Sweet, right?  Turns out there is actually a lot to talk about.

- Why does Elisabeth Shue dress like a 45-year-old woman?  She is a beautiful girl, stunning, but she really doesn’t show it off like she should.

- Is this not the most racist movie ever made??  The black people are all car thieves or uptight blues club-goers.  Although, they turn out to be very easily swayed by a self-pitying babysitter blues riff.

- Vincent D’onofrio is hot!  And stoic!  He should show his arms more on Law & Order.

- Bradley Whitford is so hot.  Like incredibly hot.  Mostly because he’s a huge asshole, which he always is, I’d like to think he’s not in real life but I trust Jane Kaczmarek’s judgment.  If I were Jane Kaczmarek I would divorce the real him and then masturbate to this movie every night.

- She is the coolest most mature 17-year-old ever!  She needs to lose her friend Brenda though.

Just sat in my car to catch the end of this

Turn to K-EARTH 101 because they are playing a non-stop Jackson homage.  I was in my car and this guy Emil called in to say a few words and honestly, gave the perfect eulogy.  I couldn’t have said it better myself if I spent hours writing it.  He was just sharing his off-the-cuff thoughts and they were so well articulated.  Thanks Emil from West Covina.

I think MJ must have had a difficult life, and I think he was very full of love.  Yes, all kinds.  But love nonetheless.

June 17, 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

danirrational:

theseinfeldchronicles:

George’s legendary answering machine.

My favorite song. 

 Oh yes, oh God yes.

This is a picture of me as a baby that my Dad sent me.  I think he likes it because I look exactly like him.
This is a picture of me as a baby that my Dad sent me.  I think he likes it because I look exactly like him.
June 15, 2009
It’s finally in theaters!  Poor Carrie Fisher.
June 11, 2009
Am I going to finish my book for Book Club? I have 334 pages to go before tomorrow night. Circle Yes / No.
Am I going to finish my book for Book Club? I have 334 pages to go before tomorrow night. Circle Yes / No.
New David Beckham ad for Armani.  Hang in there!
New David Beckham ad for Armani.  Hang in there!