March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
12 posts
Mitch Hurwitz's Guide to Getting a Sitcom... →
I love this so much. Question: would you rather create a critically-acclaimed show like Arrested Development that gets cancelled after a few seasons? Or create Two and a Half Men? Addendum: if you pick #2, you would also have a penis nose.
WatchBooyah! Lawrence O’Donnell is pretty smart. And sexy. He’s smexy.
Steve King says that the misconception about Obama’s religion among many Republicans is “not a Republican problem, this is the president’s problem…”
O’Donnell replies, “if Republicans believe the world is flat, is that a Republican problem or a geography problem?”
So I am actually reading the whole Paul Haggis vs....
And it’s awesome. And I’m sure posting this officially makes me an SP (Subversive Person).
Here’s the interviewer grilling Tommy Davis (the head of the Celebrity Centre) on the fact that he claims none of Hubbard’s literature has been altered - then backpedals when asked about all the offensive homosexuality references that have been taken out.
“The extent to which the...
Pretty psyched to read Paul Haggis' interview on... →
As soon as I have time for all 26 pages of it. Still, I think it will fulfill the nefarious conspiratorial fantasies that haunt my dreams.
Already Trouble In Kabletown Paradise
This just appeared in my inbox. To be fair, my job at Comcast is sending penis enlargement emails.
Good Afternoon, We were experiencing a problem with email delivery to NBC. NBC’s mail system was treating some of our email as SPAM. If you have sent an email to NBC within the last few hours, it may not have been delivered.
Being obese can lead to less sex - and poorer... →
Helpful information!
LONDON — Scientists say being fat can be bad for the bedroom, especially if you’re a woman.
In a new study, European researchers found obese women had more trouble finding a sexual partner than their normal-weight counterparts, though the same wasn’t true for obese men, and were four times as likely to have an unplanned pregnancy. Fat men also reported a...
Watch“What could possibly go wrong diving in caves?” - Best line of dialogue from any of James Cameron’s movies
January 2011
10 posts
3 tags
Reba started a Tumblr. →
katieisgreatie:
We’ll just call this a belated birthday gift.
I’m so excited! Only 2 people in the world know this, but I once played a disoriented Reba on an episode of The Soup…
WatchI am so on it you guys. Without knowing this week was VanderWeek, I purchased a 4-pack of straight-to-DVD true crime movies, one of which stars the Vanderkind himself (Taken in Broad Daylight, for those of you interested). Well, Funny or Die, looks like you and this future obese, cat-loving, shut-in have more in common than you thought.
WTF Spokeo? →
I highly recommend going to Spokeo.com and deleting your profile. Mine had both my parents’ names, their address, street-level views of their house and info about their income. It’s stupid that we have to worry about this. Info on how to delete here.
December 2010
3 posts
I fucked up today
First, I forgot to bring shoes in my gym bag so I had to wear my shower sandals all day (either that or smelly running shoes). Then I just realized that I was off a button on my cardigan so one end was longer than the other all day. I hate myself.
This morning I woke up and for some reason I didn’t care about Brad and Angie anymore. I think I’m finally getting over it.
November 2010
9 posts
This is just an awesome story →
Like a Pepe LePew cartoon!
A Parisian baby fell out the window of her parent’s apartment, plummeted six floors, bounced off an awning, then landed in the hands of a doctor who happened to be walking by. He checked her out. She is now fine.
Quoth the BBC:
The girl was left unattended by her parents when she somehow fell, then bounced off the awning of a cafe below.
She had a further...
October 2010
16 posts
A coworker told me about Astrology Zone - and while I wanted to get important life advice from the stars, I didn’t know it was going to be crazy.
Sagittarius: Do not plan to do any holiday shopping in December, and certainly not for any electronic items, for Mercury rules moving parts.
WatchMiss Suzy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Suzy went to heaven and the steamboat went to
Hell-o operator…
GOOD magazine guide to California Propositions →
If you’re like me, you want an easy place to look and get info about the CA propositions before next Tuesday. I love GOOD magazine - articles on technology, ecology, and innovation - and this is their voting guide. Full disclosure, the recommendations are definitely liberal/progressive, but they also have understandable breakdowns of what each Proposition does, who supports/opposes them,...
Just kidding, this is probably my favorite Dish joke:
Jodie Foster defended Mel Gibson this week, saying “He is truly the most loved man in the film business.” This coming from well-documented man lover, Jodie Foster.
My favorite joke from The Dish this week
Suri Cruise will be wearing a $6000 custom-made princess costume with real diamonds for Halloween this year. In a related story, Haiti.
