Things That Nobody Hates

The perfect present for anyone in your life

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:07:24 -0800

The perfect present for anyone in your life:

DORM LIFE: SEASON 1 DVD went up for sale on Amazon today! Only $19.99 and your holiday shopping is done. Boss? Check. Little bro? Check. Cousin you haven’t seen in 2 years and have nothing in common with? Check. Guy you’re dating who is not your boyfriend because he’s “not into labels?” Check. Plus just spend $5.01 more and your order qualifies for Free Super Saver Shipping!

I would post a screengrab, but of course there’s no grab app on my parents’ HP computer.

This just made my day!! Now I have a winter project to work...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:30:42 -0800

This just made my day!! Now I have a winter project to work toward and can rake in the $$ for a birthday blowout that weekend.

This is sweet. Of all famous people she’s the hardest one...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:42:16 -0800

This is sweet. Of all famous people she’s the hardest one to imagine being a real person. And hard to imagine how she got to “Ra ra a a a Roma oma ma Ga ga oh la la”

hathaway: Dead Man’s Bones - Halloween Love them! Telling...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:01:48 -0800

hathaway:

Dead Man’s Bones - Halloween

Love them! Telling all my friends! p.s. who knew Ryan Gosling was on Mickey Mouse Club? How did he turn out so functional?

My favorite bit from our show last week…spooky Halloween...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:56:50 -0800

My favorite bit from our show last week…spooky Halloween special!

IF you know anything about me, it’s that I love finding...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:20:22 -0700

IF you know anything about me, it’s that I love finding weird postings on ebay and Craigslist.

This boot listing is very J. Peterman after Elaine took over and went crazy and fired everyone except the self-indulgent hipster.

Guy Ritchie: Madonna is "Retarded"

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:29:32 -0700

Guy Ritchie: Madonna is "Retarded":

Best news all day. File under “articles that look like the Onion but are actually from Huffington Post.”

They should show this in Poli Sci classes when they teach the...

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:21:26 -0700

They should show this in Poli Sci classes when they teach the Prisoner’s Dilemma.

This is an HJ, right?

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:32:08 -0700

Going to the spa this weekend for Josh’s birthday…this sounds like something he’d be interested in.

Myofascial Release*

Highly specialized stretching technique to allow the

body’s tissues to settle into proper alignment

50-minutes / $155

Overheard in a WeHo restaurant

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:20:21 -0700

Re: Roman Polanski arrest:

“But some of these girls, you know, they’re 13 but they really look 18.”

shirtdress: One of these is sitting on my desk. I got a Kush...

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:10:54 -0700

shirtdress:

One of these is sitting on my desk.

I got a Kush delivered to my office (paid for by work). It’s “purpose” is to keep your breasts from hurting when you sleep on your side by separating them I guess. No woman I have talked to has ever experienced this problem.

I’m going to try this out tonight. I would be more excited if people hadn’t been coming by my desk and picking it up and trying it out all day.

It’s supposed to look like a cock, right?

Everyone seriously needs to do themselves a favor and buy...

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 02:00:14 -0700

Everyone seriously needs to do themselves a favor and buy tickets now to see Cirque Berzerk. It is a wonderful, macabre experience. It is seriously a big tent circus in the middle of a field in China Town, there’s a guy with horns playing Pour Some Sugar on Me on a guitar of fire outside, you can’t miss it. It’s very strange and at first you think - wait…is this a shitty goth play? But then the acts come out and it is a seriously impressive circus. All the seats are so close you can see the performers sweating and breathing and they do amazing stunts and there is no net. Plus everything goes with an occult theme and the makeup and costumes are all really grotesque and dingy looking, it’s so strange and great. They’re only in LA through next Sunday, buy tickets now! Go! They are only $25 and seriously worth it. There is street parking nearby, I suggest you take a picnic and some wine before the show. But don’t worry, because you can buy beer and assless chaps inside the fence if you forgot yours.

stephensheephill: This commercial is amazing. I can’t stop...

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:46:55 -0700

stephensheephill:

This commercial is amazing. I can’t stop watching it. Goddam I wish I had a dog.

Oh my god…mindreader! I saw this during Wimbledon today and all I could think is “that dog is such a good actor.” Also I did not see the Travelers thing coming.

Had to watch Adventures in Babysitting for work (Style network...

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:26:31 -0700

Had to watch Adventures in Babysitting for work (Style network is airing it this weekend and it comes in 3:45 short). They wanted us to fill the extra time with humorous content, but we can’t license any clips, stills, or screengrabs from the movie. Sweet, right? Turns out there is actually a lot to talk about.

- Why does Elisabeth Shue dress like a 45-year-old woman? She is a beautiful girl, stunning, but she really doesn’t show it off like she should.

- Is this not the most racist movie ever made?? The black people are all car thieves or uptight blues club-goers. Although, they turn out to be very easily swayed by a self-pitying babysitter blues riff.

- Vincent D’onofrio is hot! And stoic! He should show his arms more on Law & Order.

- Bradley Whitford is so hot. Like incredibly hot. Mostly because he’s a huge asshole, which he always is, I’d like to think he’s not in real life but I trust Jane Kaczmarek’s judgment. If I were Jane Kaczmarek I would divorce the real him and then masturbate to this movie every night.

- She is the coolest most mature 17-year-old ever! She needs to lose her friend Brenda though.

Just sat in my car to catch the end of this

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:16:09 -0700

Turn to K-EARTH 101 because they are playing a non-stop Jackson homage. I was in my car and this guy Emil called in to say a few words and honestly, gave the perfect eulogy. I couldn’t have said it better myself if I spent hours writing it. He was just sharing his off-the-cuff thoughts and they were so well articulated. Thanks Emil from West Covina.

I think MJ must have had a difficult life, and I think he was very full of love. Yes, all kinds. But love nonetheless.

danirrational: theseinfeldchronicles: George’s legendary...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:39:13 -0700

danirrational:

theseinfeldchronicles:

George’s legendary answering machine.

My favorite song.

Oh yes, oh God yes.

This is a picture of me as a baby that my Dad sent me. I think...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:17:23 -0700

This is a picture of me as a baby that my Dad sent me. I think he likes it because I look exactly like him.

It’s finally in theaters! Poor Carrie Fisher.

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:19:56 -0700

It’s finally in theaters! Poor Carrie Fisher.

Am I going to finish my book for Book Club? I have 334 pages to...

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:02:41 -0700

Am I going to finish my book for Book Club? I have 334 pages to go before tomorrow night. Circle Yes / No.

New David Beckham ad for Armani. Hang in there!

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:56:00 -0700

New David Beckham ad for Armani. Hang in there!